Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
glengus 17
Are you a chick or a dude?
SlapAndTickle 20
Or he could have creeped into the women's bathroom to take a picture of some chick on a toilet..
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Comments (98)
glengus 17
Are you a chick or a dude?
bluebell707 13
Must be a dude if there was a male in the same restroom.
SlapAndTickle 20
Or he could have creeped into the women's bathroom to take a picture of some chick on a toilet..
dawnimus 21
Or some creepy guy ran into a ladies bathroom in order to take creepy pictures of women peeing. Could be either, you can't tell from the FML.
Futacy 30
I'd say it's a chick. Most dudes I know at least try to avoid pooping in a public restroom.
anab149 9
#33 +1 for your look.
Athleticism 11
This isn't a dating website bro.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'm going with it's a lady. Although we all know that FLM is not the sanctuary of grammar, it's written as "a man" instead of "another man".
xSonic 9
Guys usually just unzip their pants also, not pull down
\ 28
All that matters is that OP has been intelectually violated. And #45, ptshh, my girlfriend is hotter than that, AND she's not insecure about herself :)
Athleticism 11
Congratulations I guess? I mean it is so great that you have a nice looking girlfriend, but unfortunately for you, we seem to not be impressed at all.
aeonsoul 12
You haven't been to my town -_-
IGaveRickUp 15
Why should that matter? No matter the situation, I find it likewise creepy.
aeonsoul 12
#27, you haven't been to my town
jedrools 16
well... the name is anna and 53 men dont go into stalls to pee if it were a guy he would pull down his pants
vewwe 20
Her name seems to be Anna. I think that answers your question.
PugDelatorre 11
Well speaking that her username is Anna. I think she's a chick
madeline9322 17
Or... Her name is Anna it was just a creeper
9473820484 17
The name is Anna for the account so I'm guessing girl
Nickiminajislyfe 20
Does it matter?
Nickiminajislyfe 20
Does it matter?
bluebell707 13
What the hell.
thatkidhesh 11
Ahhhh thaaat 'head'. knew this had something to do with glory holes.
schmelia 10
Gross, what a creep!
Melix 31
Perverts these days...
ImGucci 8
Lets hope he doesn't put it on the Internet
Obey_StudBoii 23
Or Facebook
ChuckSwayze 4
Yeah, because Facebook ISN'T on the Internet
izzie321 27
I'd pull my pants right back up and chase after him so I can pin him down and call the cops or security (depending on where you are).
twinkiefeets 17
By the time you pulled up your pants and ran out he would be gone. I love how people say what they would do in a situation that has never happened to them.
meihua 19
I would scream profanities
imtooshy 18
If you didn't catch him and kick his ass I sure hope you called the police to report it. I'm scared to use any public washroom these days. Smfh, so many sick people. Sorry OP.
tgagliano95 15
If you can run after him and catch him, call the cops. It is illegal to take pictures of people in bathrooms and other private places without their permission.
gracehi 33
You don't say?
jw90 18
Today on "Dudes in the Crapper".
wildstarfall 6
i hope you got a description of the guy and reported it immediately op by calling the cops