Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
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rhcpbeezy 0
I love how this is phrased haha
caancoha 0
[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.
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Comments (124)
untoldfame 3
10th! and yeah, that wouldve been akward..
ibaun21 0
agree probably a bit of aqured silence
Dunebuggy569 5
Hey, at least his parents wernt there with him helping getting moved in. That would have been reeeal akward.
chelzy 0
I love you #1. plain and simple love you. XP btw, u deserve it. look at a schedil.
lilmisslovely13 15
yeah, good thing. so where's the FML if you weren't doing that?
kpizzle91 1
he is being sarcastic, he actually was doing that
klsydggn 16
^^...is your picture Selena Gomez?
Junkie_Razor 20
^ Looks like it. Maybe it's her official FML profile or a guy with a thing for young girls.
mk58 31
No really, 87. *insert eyeroll*
Vault_Boy 9
That would've been their biggest blunder without a doubt!
rhcpbeezy 0
I love how this is phrased haha
hellokittywhore 0
I agree i thing the wordings what made it just that much funnier!!! lmfao and #1 made me laugh really hard!! you rock
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Awesome, Dude, FYL! But there is lesson to be learned... There is a time and a place to play with yourself :P
BigScott 13
...and it's called college.
cheese1756 0
. . .and it's called sarcasm
sicpupyz122 0
lol
jonmansheppard 9
anytime, anywhere XD
ramizaali 0
LOL .
loled1337 0
why would you do that in the first place? ydi for being naked on the couch touching yourself when you knew you were going to have a roommate.
SarahBearXoX 0
obviously he didn't, and the ops room mate shouldve knocked
caancoha 0
You're a master at breaking the ice, OP. Congrats! I should invite you to some parties as a topic starter for cute girls.
raptorjebus 0
I see you are drinking mountain dew have fun lowering your sperm cout.
TheMegaFridge 0
it's a woman..
shoshizzle 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sarcasm just doesn't work in FMLs. Sorry, but YDI for being a dumb asshole.
Sweej 1
YDI for being a complete and NOT funny retard..
thtnerdykid 0
Wait, So If You Didn't Do That, Why Is This An FML? idgi [This Comment Is Sarcastic]
domking1315 20
You're stupid.
caancoha 0
[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.
bsander 0
Oh god, win
mahree8mellos 0
ROFLMAO!!!! Greatest comment ever, #9.
liveBabylon 0
I'm a girl...I'm straight but this comment turns me on ahaha
g7190g92 1
#49: Me too haha I love the way this FML is written
verlorenerFall 8
I don't see what your being straight has Ro d with anything, or why you said "but" before making that statement. OP is a guy...
mk58 31
I would have been so unbelievably disgusted if I were the roommate... Probably enough to switch rooms.
YouDeservedThat1 0
Lmfao. YouDeservedThat1, man.