Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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beerab 0
That's just MEAN on your part.
mardigrasqueen 0
You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.
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icequeenhands 0
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How very Patrick Bateman of you. But you're obviously not cool enough to be like him. Which is why you got stabbed in the leg... now, Patrick Bateman wouldn't have given him the chance. He would have stabbed him in the eye and crushed his dog's legs too.
divineinstrument 2
Don't underestimate Patrick Bateman. He can do FAR more that what you just described
ammerhammer 3
Who is Patrick Bateman
Tribulations 0
ydi for being a twat
steamship 0
It is a disgraceful tragedy that those with money act much more like animals than any beggar.
merri_fml 0
You TOTALLY deserve that times ten! What the HELL possessed you to find HUMOR in taunting a penniless homeless starving individual? No matter how they look (or smell...) that is your fellow man and for ****'s sake, treat them in the same manner you would hope to be treated if you were in their position. Give them the dollar and a cup of coffee, and be on your way. You don't need to bend over backwards to help but ****, taunting someone who doesn't even have some place to live is just down right cruel!
teentee401 37
Amen
quadracer111 0
FALCONPUNCH!!!!!!!!!
jollysnowman 0
LOL nice. OP must be 12; someone who's been bugged by enough homeless people knows to just say no and keep walking.
thtnerdykid 0
LOL Win
TommyCheeks 0
your a horrible person and deserved much worse then that
CyclonePsycho 1
Were you planning on kicking kittens too?
justmyluck1212 0
YDI for thinking rude shit like that would be funny
oopsie_daisy8446 0
I don't think YDI has ever been more deserving.
Ranoona 0
YOUR SUCH A JERK! WHO DOES THAT?! YOU SO DESERVED IT!