Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called him down. He came running down the stairs with a used condom in his mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. He put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my ex and I had sex. Afterwards, I cleaned myself with a t-shirt and left a huge sperm stain on the front of it. After that, my stepfather came home, so we left. As we were sitting in the car in front of the house, my stepfather left on a bicycle, wearing the t-shirt. Sunlight reflected off the stain. FML
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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Top comments
mandi4murphy 0
I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross
juliahockey 0
that's disgusting. YDI definitley.
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juliahockey 0
that's disgusting. YDI definitley.
ImThePope 2
Agreed, if you are having sex with condoms, then... maybe... just maybe... you should throw the condom away after...
Hotlanta 5
hahaha disgusting yes but at least everyone now knows that she practicses safe sex!
MC18 0
Well you don't see that everyday...haha
Predental 5
I like how nobody told her about the condom
ImaWiseGuy 5
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bright side: at least if you got raped the rapist could of practice safe sex....
SunshineBoy21 0
Blame it on the dog. Just like you do when you fart. ;)
mandipandi30 0
hahaha^^
T3P33_fml 0
they kept it to use it again the next night.
juliahockey 0
i agree with 10. it's not THAT hard to go to a garbage and throw it out -.-
Snookie123Babe 0
no duh! moron!
littlemissFYL 5
my grandma did that once.
browntiga 0
lol long walk of shame
mandi4murphy 0
I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross
tub944 0
YDI for not looking
heybowchick 0
At least they all know that you have safe sex! :D
Birdie33429 7
Day made.
comepoopwithme 0
some guys night made
ipodseller 0
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cheskiiie 0
LOL omg, well that's awkward.
K2Phresh 1
no shit
thatbitch99 0
wtf is ur problem.. do you know what akward is? ur face
livin_plur 0
who pissed in ur frootloops 109?
TinyDude 10
i think 4 is pretty hot 109. u should stop raging just cause shes cuter den u.
zebragirl75 0
no. shit. sherlock.(: ahaha.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Now you know why the pill is better. ]:->
NStarB 13
agree
Sprocket 5
The pill doesn't protect from STDs. They are BF and GF, not married...
dudeitsdanny 10
And everyone knows that marriage protects you from STDs in a way just being in a relationship can't. /sarcasm
KiddNYC1O 22
If elaborated, 39 is right.
jupiter80 0
51- yea cause everyone loves STD's, u can never be to sure, sometimes ppl don't know if they have an STD
Whydoesthishappe_fml 0
Ya but at least I do nt have aids lol
xchica365x 0
truee
mikeduse 0
neither do condoms, they can help prevent but it's nit guaranteed
RideOrDie1248 0
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yall some dirty motherfuckers. take a shower
atthegates 0
the shower would in no way remove the condom from that shirt....
CateXOX 0
It would if you wore your shirt in the shower, or am I the only one that does that?
Lennsik 4
Pretty sure you're the only one that does that, 25.
wisericky 12
i always shower with all my clothes on. i save so much because i never have to do laundry.
MissBunny25 0
25, I shower with my clothes on. to dry my clothes I wipe then off with a towel. then I hop in the dryer.
jupiter80 0
I'm I the only one who showers naked?! :P
darcimckeown 3
I shower naked!
mandiegayle 0
me too!!!
iJasper 8
LOL
Ali_Br_fml 33
Omg, how unfortunate... Well, the neighborhood knows what you've been up to now... At least it wasn't an exploded centipede...
BWill9014 4
I see what you did there
jbird1193 3
ummm.. at least you used one?? idk anything else positive to say
Athlete101 0
true
Gross2332 0
The neighbors must be jeolous of you know OP
Marianette 0
high end fashion.
snorlaxxx 0
eeeeek .