Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
beerab 0
That's just MEAN on your part.
mardigrasqueen 0
You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.
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Comments (813)
william0090 0
really?? just because he's homeless makes him a scumbag??? you should go kill yourself.
Horurerukul 0
You're an idiot. YDI
aback 5
You probably think it's a real hoot to tease chained dogs, too, right? Surprise--homeless people don't *have* to be nice and polite. Dumbass.
Horurerukul 0
You're an asshole Hope it gets infected.
gelatinskeleton 0
YDI for being a complete asshole. I would have stabbed you too.
oloie 0
you were a total bitch
minette08 0
you are an asshole. i hope he stabbed you more than once. too bad there isn't actually lead in the pencils you dick
07_MKV 0
YDI for sure! your a ******* DICK!!!!
lifesamusical 0
I was really hoping it would say "knife" or "shard of broken glass" instead of pencil. You deserved it for being such a douchebag.
The_Cait 0
It's one thing to simply not give money to homeless people on the street, but I kind of hope you get stabbed randomly at another time in your life for being such an obviously horrible person. Okay...I don't really want anyone to get stabbed again...but if anyone deserves it, it's probably you.
generalsmith2 0
calm down it was just a hobo. no big deal