Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, a homeless guy grabbed me and started ranting that "the Mayans were right" or some shit. He was making about as much sense as Charlie Sheen outside of a padded cell, so I shoved him away. That's when he decided to pull a knife and chase me all the way to my car. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes, shoes, and hair in my sleep. FML
Today, there was a homeless guy asleep on a bench. I had to step around some kids and my bag hit the homeless guy. Now I can only assume he was a homeless veteran, because the speed with which he woke up, screamed “enemy contact”, and practically broke my knee, tells me he had years of training. FML
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
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benszt15 5
I hope you realize how god damn insensitive it is to throw a rock at anyone, especially someone in so much misfortune, and then complain about what happens, when you probably have a good life based off the fact that you have a phone or computer to post this from Sincerely, **** you
lovit345 11
YDI obviously
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Comments (22)
lovit345 11
YDI obviously
benszt15 5
I hope you realize how god damn insensitive it is to throw a rock at anyone, especially someone in so much misfortune, and then complain about what happens, when you probably have a good life based off the fact that you have a phone or computer to post this from Sincerely, **** you
wickedgetz 30
lmao... you definitely deserved this. just coz they homeless doesn't mean that you can treat them how you want. .. then again throwing a rock at anyone is a big no
ArbiterOfFML 24
oh my day was terrible. First I saw a homeless guy. I then wanted to throw a rock at him. He then attacked me FML. You are a bastard for that.
Dudekide 5
Your a ass
BasketBallForever293 17
You're* an* ass
Harm Varwijk 17
you're somebody who is way too young to have a mobile phone considering you're silly grammar mistakes
Dreads109 5
You ******* deserve it
CloudlyLilacMask 7
That is very harsh to do, homeless people have a soul and feelings, they get enough people giving them the death stare and etc, they cant help it if they are homeless alot of times they can't grasp to get any job sometimes to a divorce, getting fired, family kicking them out soon as 18, not money for college, etc no one deserves to get thrown a rock at for just sleeping in peace!
Twiztid_Midget 12
Too bad he didn't catch ya.
Vicky Sapio 7
Wow your a piece of shit ?
Harm Varwijk 17
You're... I don't know what's worse or somebody who doesn't check his grammar or somebody who doesn't check his sensitivity
mekal99 2
what’s even worse is a grammar nazi. no one cares dude shut up
sammypooface 11
I wish he would have stabbed you, you ignorant twat!