Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, I came across a street musician. He looked extremely well-fed already, but his music was pretty good, so I gave him some spare change. As soon as I turned away, he started screaming at me for being "cheap", and chased me half a block before running out of breath. FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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cutycat136 28
Makes me think maybe not a homeless guy after all?
je_suis_petit 12
Maybe that was just his way of saying thank you :)
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Comments (85)
Zelphoric 25
Looks like the only bitch here is him. Sorry OP :l
mellajella 14
No, OP is most certainly the bitch. Should have given more than $10. /end sarcasm
ChrissyRaz 9
OP should give him monopoly money next time. Then he have a reason to yell
cutycat136 28
Makes me think maybe not a homeless guy after all?
devildog562 33
Right ?! I would be pissed if someone came over and handed me free mon... Wait on the other hand I would take it and be happy
cutycat136 28
Haha wouldn't be complaining about getting money either, but might be a little hurt if someone thought I was homeless because of the way I looked and that was their reason for giving me money :P
Neverafter 14
its like "hipster or homeless?"
Retaheki 27
He could've been one of those people who don't like handouts, but he had to accept it, so he cursed at you for breaking his hobo spirit.
cutycat136 28
I suppose so.
JustinJK 21
A lot of homeless people are very rude. My dad said always to have a few bucks on you in case a homeless man gets too aggressive because it's better to give a few bucks than to get stabbed (a homeless man tried attacking him after he denied him money)
manowarkidd 8
i dont think half the homeless people in my town are homless. i saw a homless dude with rags and 300 dollar jordans. i hate people like that
thecman25 14
at least you tried
gerrags 16
Go get a bottle of liquor and pour it out in front of him.
False_Stupidity 42
That's a terrible idea! I'd drink the liquor first then pee in the bottle and then pour that out in front of him so that he thinks that your pouring out perfectly good liquor! Same effect!
ughnamessuck 15
Op that sucks.. But don't let that jerkwad keep you from doing good deeds!
MegasaurusRex89 28
Sometimes people suck... I once gave a homeless man $5 (which was everything in my wallet), then he walked away and pulled an iPod out of his pocket... O.o Anyways, don't let one bad experience dampen your generous nature. Most people do appreciate it. :)
kerstileann 26
i read a story on reddit about a redditor giving a homeless man his kindle so maybe thats what happened to your homeless guy? that or he was faking. (dont have a link but you could look it up if you were interested. its very sweet :) )
ODST_Panda 12
Not many people are born homeless, so maybe he had a iPod before and that's all he has left.
MrConcise 35
I read this thing about a homeless guy who did online gaming on his laptop. He stayed in this building where the owner was cool with him being around in it since it was basically a rundown storage building anyway. So he'd essentially go to cafes to play on the free WiFi during the day, then retreat to this secluded building where he could shower in the sink and protect his prized possession.
MegasaurusRex89 28
I realize that there are ways that homeless people come across iPods and such. It was more a slap in the face cuz I couldn't afford one at the time, and that $5 was my meal money for the day... Probably could have clarified better. But yeah, I do realize that doesn't mean he's necessarily swimming in money and I didn't regret doing it. It was just kind of ironic for the situation I guess.
ladyLALAA 29
Once I gave a homeless guy $20 he had a sign explaining he was deaf mute, couldn't get work and that's how he became homeless. Later after work I saw that same homeless man talking to someone on the street.
Retaheki 27
#36, That hobo sounds cool, and the owner of the building too. Hell, he could be on FML, blending into our culture, essentially one of us.
buckstop1 37
I'm already here ;)
je_suis_petit 12
Maybe that was just his way of saying thank you :)
WholeWheatBread 9
Yeah, just as "Go **** yourself." means "Hi how are ya?"
BlondePsycho 43
No good deed goes unpunished. Atleast you tried.
SalenaCrosse 16
What the hell...why would he even do that?
FemskyD 26
I would have walked back and taken the money from him
gobiteme2 34
I would have looked around and found someone and give them $5 to go kick their ass and let them take the $10 off them that they didn’t deserve.