Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML
Today, I was high on Marijuana and scrolling through Facebook when I couldn't figure out why I was seeing so much FML Posts no matter how far I scrolled and I was getting annoyed. Then I realized I was specifically on the FML Facebook Page and forgot because I was so high. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.
bonezisme 0
nice sounds like short term hit you bad
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LASERZ7 4
shut up weed smoker u have no friends
fattyfatfatty 0
sounds to me, to many hits from the bong
MMAbram 0
That's why you shouldn't smoke. You RETARD!! I bet you just do that cause you feel cool, this is why I hate this generation of kids now
princessjazz 0
I totally agree with you! But I'm good as long as I know I'm not one of them. But It's still annoying.
docscientist 10
What do you mean 'this generation?" What you described is present in every generation...
MMAbram 0
10 bucks says the person who thumbs downed this is a pot head, and maybe even dumb. Just saying
anghellic9 0
weed does not make your memory not remember what... was I gonna say? oh, I think I'm gonna get something to eat.
khaya 9
Were you by any chance eating it.
alexd375 2
blaze on bro
rogueprincess69 0
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
djmacncheeze 6
just because it doesn't make you stupid doesn't mean it isn't stupid
borntoperform 14
Oh ew ew ew weed smoker!!
monnanon 14
Ok lets seperate this out. Weed does not cause stupidity, depression, mental illness, paranoia or anything else. what it does do is enhance whatever state you are in, if you are a little sad you will be worse. If you are prone to drepression and/or paranoia it can kick you off. Weed is not a bad drug in the whole scheme of things so for me it is grouped in with alcohol and caffine. Can booze make you stupid, while under the influence of it yes, so while you are under the influence of weed could you possibly be more stupid. Yes but it does not MAKE you stupid in a permanent sense. Smoke it everyday and that temporary alteration never gets a chance to leave that is how heavy stoners can seem like wasters and idiots.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I'm only going to comment on one part of your post - the part where you said it only enhances whatever mood you're in. I don't quite think that's true. I know people who have been upset but 'cheered up' after smoking weed, and I know people who were happy and became upset after smoking weed. I think it has more to do with chemical interactions. Enhancing whatever mood the person is in doesn't make sense to me due to my experiences.
monnanon 14
ah ok well for my experiences it did lol. Just goes to show we are all different. Ok so to change my post it will change your mood but not permanently.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Actually you're wrong there. There are multiple serious psychiatric diseases that can be triggered by using weed. Schizophrenia is one of them. It's also been shown to cause things like depression and concentration problems in people who use it a lot. Weed isn't bad, but like everything, you have to use it sensibly and in moderation.
monnanon 14
Schizophrenia is NOT NOT NOT triggered by using weed. If you have the wiring for schizophrenia then anything can trigger it and weed might happen to be it but someone does not have the wiring cannot get schizophrenia from weed. As for anxiety and depression again its a predisposition to those things that weed can agravate. Weed does not cause any of them.
spartan522114 0
^You ******* idiot, that's what triggering schizophrenia means. Go kill yourself.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Spartan, you asswipe, they're trying to explain how weed CAN trigger it, but it's not the one and ONLY trigger of schizophrenia or other conditions, like the other guy seemed to be saying. Depression and schizophrenia are in your genetic makeup. That doesn't mean you will get either of them, but there's a fair chance. A person who doesn't have these genes will not get schizophrenia from marijuana. ******' douche. Read. Or go kill YOURself. One or the other.
monnanon 14
Thanks 274 :) and to Sparta please read the WHOLE comment before making a dumbass out of yourself. Things like schizophrenia cannot be triggered from nothing OK.