Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
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Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got an F. FML
Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML
Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML
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Top comments
puppie406 23
Well, they don't call it a joint presentation for nothing, I guess.
lightningclicks 24
I will never understand how some people could just throw their partners grade under the bus like that
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Comments (60)
dnissila 10
Maybe you need the joint she had.
silky_mitts 11
I see what you did there ;)
puppie406 23
Well, they don't call it a joint presentation for nothing, I guess.
Thorzix 23
Beat me to it.
Oyas12 14
I. think she misinterpreted the "joint" part
Delphos 14
I want to like this but... it has 300 likes.
jeffprobs 29
Those aren't antics, shes an asshole. I have no problem with drugs, but i do have a problem if you can't tell when and where you should be using them,
kimjongin 5
nahh you should have a problem with drugs too!
R2Y2 22
No one gives a **** about bud anymore, 20, what does matter is that OP got screwed over by their partner.
bandaidstations 28
I feel like if she had smoked weed, she would have still been able to present, and speak normally. Sounds like either opiates or barbiturate causing her to slur words and act out of it.
JustinJK 21
she might have anxiety about presenting in front of people. if it's a large class she might have taken something to alleviate her nervousness, but overdone it.
Burkiie45 10
I hope she put a good strain in the spliff
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Talk to your teacher and explain the situation.
kayayye 22
You should really talk to the teacher about it and try and get your grade changed. She sounds like a dumb bitch tbh and her getting high before a presentation shouldn't effect your grade.
lightningclicks 24
I will never understand how some people could just throw their partners grade under the bus like that
tarlax 11
Or how some dogs can, for that matter.
Redgy22 26
I see what you did here. Good one!!!
trice16 10
I'll never understand how people can pay for college and then do stuff like this while there. It's like throwing your tuition money down a drain.
aeryn97 17
sometimes professors see this and will give you more credit. don't lose hope.
Bush_Did_711 18
Maybe she didn't like your high on your house attitude
tarlax 11
You mean the attitude OP has about being screwed over, an attitude that came after the fact? Your comment makes zero sense, and you sound like a butthurt pothead.