Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
Today, I broke my toe. My mom didn't think it was necessary to take me to hospital, opting to give me some painkillers instead. They were so strong that I fell asleep for an hour during my exam. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML
Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently, I fell asleep with my headphones on, as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test, asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML
Today, I had a Biochemistry exam. I studied all night but took a nap to get some rest because my exam was in the morning. I woke up at 10, feeling very confident. My exam was at 9. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
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ImaginaryFoe 1
YDI for taking drugs without bothering to check the label. Enjoy your nap and be damn glad you didn't take something more serious.
x3herox3 0
It's called reading. You should try it.
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Comments (47)
ImaginaryFoe 1
YDI for taking drugs without bothering to check the label. Enjoy your nap and be damn glad you didn't take something more serious.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Be nice, this's happened to like half the people I know...
marc_with_a_c 3
yeah seriously, whoever takes medication without checking is an idiot.. sorta like all those people saying they put glue or whatever in their face/hair cause they thought it was soap or shampoo.. either they're that dumb, or they're just making up shit
RedJester23 6
nah i dont blame her. she probably had a headache because her dog threw up on her pillow last night. that deserves some quick pill popping
cmac86 24
that's putting it politely.
cdogbeastman 0
have fun halucinating
Foamy980 0
Probably because half the people you know are idiots.
fallcakes 0
welp
BoColors 0
lol?
m311 6
awww poor you
Jimboom 12
Hellllooo Mr Pukey. Meet the back of my throat.
DocBastard 40
OP, I totally can sympathize. I drank what I thought was Kool Aid, but it turned out to be laced with cyanide. Good times.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Aye
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
But I'm so sick and tired of being sick and tired
mintcar 10
Holy shit, this is horrible. I pulled two all nighters in a row and fell asleep during my Microbiology final exam a year ago. It's probably why I ended up with a B and not an A in the class. I feel for you, but next time be a little more careful. :/ FYL.
iHateThisLife 10
self sabotage
mountneer 0
i confused a flintstone vitamin and a viagra once. don't ask.
sourgirl101 29
Yabadabadoo either way!
youngclench 0
he said "don't ask"
youngclench 0
oh you can try, don't expect an answer however, since he specifically said "don't ask" which basically means he won't answer you. So asking questions and defying him was a fruitless endevour. That is all. I am the Doombringer.
sourgirl101 29
26 it has to be a joke. Hey, if I were to play the Jumble, I would spell Wilma out of your name. Funny we're talking about Flintstones, don't you think?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
haha 36 exactly what I was thinking.
Leftieswillrule 3
actually people will say don't ask specifically so people WILL ask
510lobita510 0
hahahahahaha
841337 0
YDI for thinking pills actually help headaches they never do
x3herox3 0
It's called reading. You should try it.