Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!
HowieDoIt 21
Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.
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Comments (76)
iB_fml 8
In thus case, the only better example I can think of rite now would be to teach your sis HOW to get drunk and *not* throw up all over herself and her bed. You should've been there to hold her hair. Seriously tho, sorry op, that blows, fyl
baconstrip103 11
That's really stupid
Hizodge 4
"You're grounded because someone needs to be held responsible for this, and it isn't going to be us" Thanks Mom and Dad. I don't agree with this style of parenting at all.
FML_14u2c 14
If your sister is old enough to drink (18 or 21) and you're older than her: How are you still getting grounded??? (Why you still live with your parents is a separate question...)
alycion 39
My guess is the sister isn't old enough to drink.
SillyGirl4602 23
The sister probably isn't of drinking age. Op probably still lives at home because she is going to school.
StrugsNotDrugs 19
:( sorry op. you don't deserve that. Good luck on your exam, too..
countryrose92 23
Shame on you for studying for your exam. Should of gone out and shown her how your supposed to get truly drunk. Tsk tsk. Awful role model.
dr_snow_bear 29
Do whatever the hell you want for the grounding period, and when your parental units lose their shit tell them they should have been better parents.
erck3800 12
time to move out
ZachZ1995 3
So that's like a free pass to get monster truck drunk from ur parents.. !! Remember drink lots of water before ... Lol
asherm 15
Your parents are idiots. You're doing the right thing and not responsible for your sis, THEY ARE!