Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!
HowieDoIt 21
Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.
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Comments (76)
lex1459 38
That really sucks :/ did your sister get in trouble at all?
Cian_1 28
I'm sorry, what? I usually ignore such comments, but with this, I literally have NO idea what you're even trying to say! Please, elaborate for me! :)
teddy4nyy 13
He asked if the sister got in trouble at all. What's there to not understand?
Cian_1 28
Oh, he edited his comment! Before it just said "fh". I look stupid now. :P
A7XCamaro 19
He's probably extremely wasted on various substances.
Demonfish 14
Or just damn sneaky...
iOceanus 18
10: They probably did that to get the first comment...
lex1459 38
May I first clear up that I'm a girl, and second yeah I edited my comment, so no need to hate on the first reply! Sorry about that :/
bitch87 6
Everyone makes honest mistakes :)
Tcaret300 12
Why did the comment op get downed...?
HowieDoIt 21
Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.
lambda_fml 40
She got those from the mother.
xmaximusx 12
Ridiculous Parenting
license2chill 5
we have only seen one side of this story, don't jump to conclusions yet. While I was in university studying engineering, since we were really busy, we just party extra hard when we had time, then went back to work hard next day. OP could be in similar case.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!
Demonfish 14
Wait, there's something wrong with this picture, I can't quite put my finger on it...
mecreys 7
tell your mom she's the one supposed to be setting examples and that she's not doing such a hot job
vadaaa 11
Hell yeah stereotyping!
gc327072 31
But but… 44 is a woman… *head explodes*
lilhellian 27
Gosh you should have been doing this so you could have been a warning.. Jeez so inconsiderate..
boating_guy 33
yep, definitely only happens to us older siblings...
BinaryGuy 22
You totally deserve it for not going out and getting drunk then coming home and throwing up on your Mom's bed instead. Would be a much better example!
99megster 15
Looks like someone is the favourite.... And it's not you.