Jigll
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gingerbread
Yerevan, Armenia
Geyser
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
allennn
France
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Anonymous
Hangover
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Chain reaction
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
hnickell93
Visalia, United States
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Pace yourself
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
theRoomie
United States
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
okthen
Pittsburgh, United States
Great date
Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Top comments
ballshhhhh 0
Are you ******* retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.
elephantom12 9
I think you forgot to put your shirt on before you took that picture.
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tbeaun 0
Was the cake chocolate?
ladycyn217 5
DUMB!! hahahaa
looloothing 9
******* lamest FML ever.
inlimbo11 0
or at least learn how to tell when you're about to puke up all your booze. deserved.
SomeRussianGirl 3
You deserve it for being a pussy and not holding you're liquor.
ZH13 0
#2, what does that have to do with anything?
SadinSherman 16
They just want to know
stiles_fml 0
how many people did u hit?
24788 7
HAHA, know your limits
elephantom12 9
I think you forgot to put your shirt on before you took that picture.
Applelover13 0
It was no one fault but yours so dont expect to get alot of FYL's
Applelover13 0
It was no one fault but yours so dont expect to get alot of FYL's
PokeyStix 3
FML? There should be a more extreme YDI button. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT? YOU THINK YOU WERE GONNA TURN INTO POPEYE OR SOMETHING?
awsumelefants 0
... oh. my. god.
ballshhhhh 0
Are you ******* retarded?! Alcoholics can suck my vodka-soaked dick.
Boomi 39
Besides, who gets wasted at any sort of close friend's party?