Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!
HowieDoIt 21
Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.
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Comments (76)
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Parent logic...
jessicakes19 1
perks of being the oldest child... i understand your pain, OP.
abylaunch 10
I once got grounded when my sister stayed the night at her boy friends house because my dad said I was a bad influence. My sister is 2 years older than me,
spliit_fml 8
She's not your responsibility. You're setting a good example by staying home to study. Your parents obviously weren't very good at their job when it came to raising her. But the younger sibling always gets better treatment we all know that.
hordriss 14
So don't your parents take any responsibility for things like this?
onorexveritas 24
that's messed, your sister should've gotten the heat
Zebediabolical 45
You should be out there showing her how to get roofied and date raped and how to get sick all over everything at the party, not coming home to spew there.
Satoaoi 13
oh **** nahh
simsgirlgem 25
okay what the **** is wrong with your parents obviously you're being a model sibling your sister however isn't following the example
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Saying that your parents' reaction doesn't make sense would be an understatement...