Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!
HowieDoIt 21
Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.
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Comments (76)
jonnyb_118 6
wtf.... u should move out! NOW!!!
Foxy_On_Fire 21
I know how you feel my dad would beat my ass for something my brother and sister would do because I'm the oldest and should be a better example.
that_band_nerd 22
I mean who studies! Horrible example, trying to get ahead in life by hard work, dedication and such.
KingreX32 21
how the hell does that work.
SailorSolaris 43
Sounds like your parents need to be grounded, not you.
fantasyworld 39
Yeah that makes sense. Sorry you have to deal with them OP.