Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Studying? Getting an education? Caring about grades? How dare you corrupt your sister like that!
HowieDoIt 21
Did you at least offer her pancakes? jerk.
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Comments (76)
Isoldael 27
Something treks me we're missing important information in this FML.
Jonah171 12
this doesn't make any sense. are your parents really that stupid or am I missing something?
alycion 39
Got to love that mentality. Never mind your sister is old enough to know better. Kids do stupid things to test limits all of the time. And now your sister knows she can do what she wants and you get blamed. Your parents are going to have their hands full with nobody to thank but themselves.
GrinchFu1 27
I wouldn't stand for that. Your parents obviously feel they have failed in some way as parents and are using you as a scapegoat to escape their own feelings of inadequacy as parents. As long as it's your fault, they haven't failed your sister. I'd call em out on that bullshit for sure!
outoftown 27
That might be what she was grounded for.
vadaaa 11
Calling BS on OPs parents grounding her would imply that OPs parent had already grounded her. Therefore, her calling BS wasn't why she got grounded.
GrinchFu1 27
I'm confused by your response. I'm talking about calling bullshit on the parents for grounding OP for "not setting a better example."
vadaaa 11
Sorry, I was talking to 39. Forgot to put that and by the time I noticed, I couldn't edit it anymore
GrinchFu1 27
Now that makes perfect sense! Lol
katykoolcat 13
I hate parents and always will.
HowieDoIt 21
You sound like a nice lady. Hopefully you don't plan on having kids or you'll be a walking paradox.
perdix 31
#21, no, you won't. A few months on your own and you'll miss them are realize how they made life so much easier for you.
Tcaret300 12
Guys, she's engaged. Truth be told, she's gonna be married and literally be a walking paradox like first comment said. Kinda dumb, she's gonna be a parent.
doodlecloud 27
I think that was a dumb thing to say too but still, 41 - you do realise it's possibile to get married and not have kids right?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
41, for all we know she's engaged to another woman. Just because she's engages doesn't mean she'll be popping them out.
shadowrider66 6
Or engaged to a man and not having any kids a lot of straight people don't want kids and want to get married.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
When you (hopefully) become a parent, be better than op's parents, i stead of hating.
vadaaa 11
60- what the hell is with the "(hopefully)"
SillyGirl4602 23
You have obviously had a bad experience with parents but you shouldn't hate all parents.
perdix 31
Yeah, why are you studying on a "party night," nerd? You should be going out there and showing your sister how to get drunk enough to have fun, but not so drunk as to throw up. What good are you?
EsotericBrent 29
His parents should see my roommate, just last night he tried to pee on his bed like the side of a building... Had to fireman carry him out of the room just so it wouldn't smell
danial1214 21
I wouldn't stand for that. I would call my mom out and and break the terms of the grounding.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That's what my stepdad says whenever my brother does something. His room is a mess? It's my fault because I sometimes leave clothes on my floor. He's suspended from school? It's my fault because I didn't get straight A's. He doesn't want to go out with his friends? It's my fault because I was never interested in going out to parties and such. Parents will always find someone to blame for these things.
ScarletBloom 14
You should drink and study at the same time. Set an example to your younger sis that you play hard but you work even harder. For the sake of not getting yourself being grounded again.
alexfreddy26 5
Parents these days suck at knowing how to punish children, now they don't even know which child they're supposed to punish.