Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor in the grocery store. Instead of falling gracefully or quickly, I windmilled my arms for a few seconds while making direct eye contact with a toddler who looked genuinely impressed. I didn’t fall, but still… FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, I accidentally slipped on a wet floor at my local mall after copious amounts of snow. There was no sign. I accidentally hit a lady trying to help me when falling backwards and gave her a bloody nose. I am now banned from the mall for two weeks and told I was lucky she didn’t press charges. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...
suruhhhhh 8
Short term memory loss is a bitch.
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Comments (56)
Rinat_fml 26
Lol
devildog562 33
It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...
teyyoshi 19
the floor proves to be innocent
AriettaX 15
hopefully everyone "nose" the hazards of a wet floor! hahaha nose.. ha.
Ki11erC 18
@43 You can go back to your corner now.
AriettaX 15
@45 my corner is very comfortable, it has a nice desk and computer. yeah. take that!
coming back in the future 30
You must be new here #46
devildog562 33
45 don't be a douche bag she's is welcome on my comment. You however are not funny or original.cheesy but funny is okay.
suruhhhhh 8
Short term memory loss is a bitch.
TheGolfGTI 24
I mean come on, water you doing OP?
howtobestupid 16
Rather slippery situation
Flaming_Pandas 15
You know what else is slipping? Your comment's vote count.
ProfKowalski 5
Well, water you gonna do about it?
deathstroke990 22
Things like that can easily escape your mind when you're paying attention to other things, fyl op
niallo 23
Also the fact that it was placed there 30 minutes ago. I would have assumed it would be dry after that time.
LittleSushi_fml 13
Pay more attention.
vintageart1994 16
Talk about not paying attention o.O
nevm 12
Good job Dory
vaderismyfriend 27
Bitches be tripping
un0m3 14
*Trippin
Garrett2818 21
Congrats 16, you're the first person on this site to incorrectly correct someone's grammar and get up voted.
Ashd09 30
slipping*
PresidentNorth 16
and then there's you #30.
Paulvuck 15
Sorry OP, but that's just a huge fail. What did you do the night before to make you forget things like that? Get your nose fixed, I know it hurts... GL