Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Anonymous
Kennebunk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Memory man
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Anonymous
Stephenville, United States
Babe 3: Pig on the phone
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud intensifies
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
randomgirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
BlackPolarbear
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
bg4545
Whittier, United States
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
FLIPmcCOOL
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Split second
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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viral_fml 0
You're ****** up buddy.
danielbudzynski 0
well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard
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Comments (134)
xxERINxx 0
that's wrong, incest is disgusting, I think I threw up a little in my mouth
noahvs67 0
incest is best
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
^^^ i agree
Igor_g5 0
You been ******* your mom or what? How do you call out "mom" during sex?
molitov 0
I've heard ppl call teachers mom.. were u bangin your teacher?
nypd613 0
one word for you. redneck!
littlegolferboy 4
He's not a redneck, just a Newfie. Although I suppose that's just as bad.
nypd613 0
Haha I've never heard before of canadians being associated with incest like southerners, but that's good to know. Lmao
oldjakke 0
Did you do it with your Mom before?
lolhaha118118 0
ydi, you dirty bastard.
sarahlizzy 0
Freud would have something to say about that...
GodsOfWrath 0
You think that's bad.. One time I accidently called out "Dad" when I was with my mom!
GodsOfWrath 0
It was just a one-time thing!
pingpongpickle 8
wtf? that's nasty. I hope you're joking
GodsOfWrath 0
that's clever!
blakethompson918 0
ydi, LMAO.