Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Confusing love triangle
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Anonymous
Kennebunk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Memory man
Today, my girlfriend and I were doing the dirty, when she told me to say her full name, including her middle name. I'd forgot her middle name. It was completely awkward after. I'm a dumbass. FML
Anonymous
Stephenville, United States
Babe 3: Pig on the phone
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Freud intensifies
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. An ex? A friend? A side guy? Nope, none of those. I called him “Dad”. FML
randomgirl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Been there, done that
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
BlackPolarbear
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
bg4545
Whittier, United States
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
FLIPmcCOOL
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Split second
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
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viral_fml 0
You're ****** up buddy.
danielbudzynski 0
well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard
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Comments (134)
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
WTF WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT?!?!?!
i_love_germany 0
his mom, duh!
UrBadRomance 0
wow. epic fail.
jakeidk 0
in middle ages they would chop your balls of as a punishment for wanting to do your mom
DeutscherStahl 0
There can be no denying that Freud was right.
rainbownorth 0
LMAO.....I have a mate who has done this twice to the same girl - her names mel, and she likes to say "whats my name?" while screwing. First time he calls out "Craig". Second time, months later, he calls out "Sarah". He's always a laugh.
jzombiemom 0
My husband is a damned comedian, and was getting tired of me always "finishing" too far ahead of him, so he came up with a strategy to slow me down - without my knowledge. Just as I was getting close, he leaned up, crowed like a rooster, then started bobbing his head and clucking. Yeah, needless to say I was completely derailed, lol.
asoldierswifey 0
LMAO! OMG! If my hubby did that to me, I would look at him and just die laughing. I wouldn't even be able to finish the sex!
haralynn 0
dude thats sad
XBCX96 4
I'm guessing her name wasn't mom :/
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Hilarious. I hope you didn't finish ************.
cmac86 24
is your name Oedipus by any chance?