Weird, Relatable and Awkward: Babe 3: Pig on the phone

Babe 3: Pig on the phone

By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

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tipsyone 22

Friday 28 January 2022 1:19

Suicide is the only answer or disown yourself

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Friday 28 January 2022 2:48

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