Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML
Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?
toch040 0
no, that was me
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f_alltheirlives 3
Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?
toch040 0
no, that was me
wickedsmart 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ha ha loser
wazdog 4
YDI for not being likable or for having a broken phone and not knowing.
saunder 0
well most people probably go to the park when its nice and HOT :P
Synnie 0
Well, you know what to do when you're at a park! Drink near a 4 year old's party. I think we found the full story.
LooityLoo 0
The weather WAS gorgeous yesterday... super-rare in Florida. I would have sat with you. :(
Gruffy 0
aww..TOTAL pity post^^
jw90 18
OP is exaggerating it was probably more like three friends. YDI for waiting that long.
01100110 0
YDI for not making sure your friends were coming or picking them up.
LadyAlathia 0
Sending a text message and/or a Myspace bulletin does NOT constitute "inviting" people.
gigi37 0
Agreed, or doing a facebook event thing. Had you CALLED them, you would know they would not be showing up, OP
NikkiFlysKites 8
How would a text message not count as inviting a person? If it was a mass that said "Hey, I'm at the park" then I can understand, but not if they say "Want to hang out with me at the park?"
plexico 4
Yes, but Mrs. Johnson's 3rd Grade class decided to decline the invitation of the creepy guy that was lurking just outside the schoolyard fence. Good call, kids.
silly_kate 0
lol, classic! you always come up with funny one-liners! :) OP: i'm so sorry. :(