Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Yummy
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
imalosertho
Truro, Canada
Pspspspspsps
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Tuna ice cream
Yummy
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
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Comments (245)
dontpanic_fml 32
I don't take issue with OP's age (for all you actually old enough to have been conscious during the tamagotchi and neopet craze, I'm sure you remember it was highly popular among teenagers) but I do with the fact that I haven't heard of neopets since the 90's...how many people still play this?
CursedSilent 1
Many more than did when it came out ;)
dontpanic_fml 32
Well, judging from the comments I'm not the only one to think this
CursedSilent 1
You'll also notice lots of comments advicing OP how to take care of the pets, they're not all former players :p
Bthewolf 3
Just put them in the neolodge for 28 days in the cockroach hotel. It costs 180nps and you can still do stuff with them, you just don't have to worry about them getting hungry.
GreenAppleDP 0
Wrong! It costs 140nps!
zelda97 0
It's good to know that there are adults out there, still playing with Neopets... what a wonderful world.
missababgaga 19
People still have those...? Aw :)
darksidegurl642 0
Im like that if i dont have my ipod with me, We all have are almost heart attack moments:)
myparrotlet 0
You can't even kill them.
Miss33_fml 15
Are you 12?!
zebralover23 14
Lol! I so remember that game. Why do you still go on it though? It's like 3 years over with. Lol!
alicecooperfan 18
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who would admit to having a neopets account :-p Just check them into the neolodge and they'll be fine! Plus, they can't die even if you don't feed them.
kidclarke 15
Neopets ftw