Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Yummy
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
imalosertho
Truro, Canada
Pspspspspsps
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Tuna ice cream
Yummy
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
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Comments (245)
xMiss_Maggot 7
wow is just a virtual pet jeez go buy a real pet
SakeGurl 9
Maybe OP is allergic...
GreenAppleDP 0
If OP almost had a panic attack over a virtual pet, imagine what would have happened If they had forgotten about their real pet.
kooochris1995 14
OMG I used to have neopets too!!!!...then I turned 7.
SmoshFan6 0
OP needs to get out more. A LOT more.
kevsnev 7
Play Pokémon. You NEVER have to feed them.
nabila21 0
-18 y u have same pic as me?
linkinpark98 24
No. They they'll forget to feed that one too.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I have to feed my Pokemon rare candies, and various berries, depending on my pokemon's health.
juicystar777 4
the exact same thing happened to me! well a few years ago since i wasn't old enough to work and it was a tamogatchi instead. but I didn't have a panic attack, thank gosh :)
ChrisG93 8
I think telling this person to get a real pet is a bad idea seeing as they can even feed there virtual one.
ChrisG93 8
*can't
blackheart24 10
86- Can I just say, you are very, very blonde.
KeyboardWarrior 10
OP - "Mmm! This Pb n' J sandwich is delicious! My neopet is probably also enjoying a mighty find lunch right about.. Wait! I couldn't have forgotten to feed it! No, it's impossible! *wheeze* *wheeze* *hyperventilate* Everyone else around OP's lunchroom - o.O
matt_mcg 2
86 if you didn't have a panic attack, then how is it the same?
b0ngs 7
86- then the same thing didn't happen to you...
Epictacos18 0
You are my hero! Pokemon is awesome
BarDownDaily 12
Oh no, I haven't fed my Neopet in 6 years!
jonriise18 3
This ain't 1997.
hockeydominatorc 0
I thought they said cheo pet so I was like " NO ! The horror!"
raney150 0
A virtual pet that can't even virtually die. Unless nepeta changed it to where pets can die. I haven't been on there in a long time.
Ecklcakes 15
Jeez so harsh guys, Neopets is an important part of everyone's life if everyone could just learn to live together and accept the Neopets for who they are then the world would be a much better place.
jamescrazy96 17
Amen #59!!
colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
It's not like they die in the game or anything either. It's a waste of money, LET IT STARVE
juliahockey 0
I remember neopets, probably spent half of my childhood raising those little bastards.
GreenAppleDP 0
Julia, I'm right there with you.
NinjaOfLove 0
140 NP for 28 days!!! That's what I'm saying!
panikkattackk 9
Neolodge, **** yeah!
thelindseyyy 4
But if you let it starve then it'll get sad, and then you might get that random event that turns it blue, which sucks if its painted all badass n shit.
Meowingtons500 18
112- Is it strange that the voices in my brain read your comment in a Jenna marbles voice?
Meowingtons500 18
Cause it did. :P
soupisyummy 13
Everyone loves Jenna Marbles! :D
heyygloriaa 5
Ha you have no life.
Swiftly 0
You don't say?
shinyeeveekj 0
That's mean...
somebody_special 9
yet so true
nonamericandolla 6
That happened to me... When I had foopets I felt so bad for not visiting them...
GoW_Chick 15
They do too have a life! It's just through the wonders of the interweb, I mean come on all the youngsters are to busy poking their tweeters to experience real life.
katerbug112768 9
Hence the "FML"...
twilightluvr101 4
Ya don't say , that's the point of the fml bro!
LightningCactus 12
Neopets are the shit
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
markrs 0
I'm guessing your mother has an account too and she testing you OP to see if you can have a real pet. Yeah, let that be your excuse when you access your account at work:)
jerseyboy732 16
we need to give your neopet to the other OPs little brother because obv you have no life
buck33 14
It's gonna die!
upyourzlolz 11
Neopets don't die! They just get all sad, and get sadder because that DAMN fairly at the soup kitchen says you're too rich!
buck33 14
Well I learned something today. Thank you for enlightening me.
Mister_Triangle 21
I've had a neopet for 6 years now that I haven't fed once. It's cheaper to let them go hungry so I can stash my Neopoints in a bank and acquire stupid amounts of interest
DeathByMuffins 0
How old are you? Twelve?
Unlucky_Gun 0
You could probably assume that if OP wasn't at work. Maybe (s)he is 12 on the inside
twilightluvr101 4
Nooooooo, 13 and a half!
urmomshouse 0
Peeedo
sicnesses 6
..........a Neopet??????
skitzofunia88 8
Idk what that is too.
GreenAppleDP 0
It's online gaming community that allows you to have virtual pets. Growing up, I used to be hardcore into that. Lol
draegbomb 5
I gave #10 a thumbs up cuz of his pic!
HeartOfLead 24
My "family" are Neopets, I have inhabited the wilderness with them for many a year now and my story yet to be discovered. Don not judge, for I have come to accept their ways.
JayJaysGirl 0
They still make Neopets?? Oh man...
ShinyDinosaurr 3
Hey man, you're not alone. The same thing happened to me...when I was eight -_-
DreaminOfMusic 0
Haha seriously, if you're old enough to have a job, I think you're old enough to no longer have a neopet...
This2Rudy 7
#54 in your pic awesome Is spelled wrong (missing the "e")
thebeautybleeds 17
Hey! Don't make OP feel bad! When I was eight most of my neo friends were at least sixteen!
dumboears 8
Nah man I still play neopets!
twilightluvr101 4
#73 I just love how in ur profile u say u hate gamer nazis but u just corrected someone else anyway, I live irony