Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Masochistic 0
It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[
cefarix 5
Playing rugby? In the US?
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Comments (129)
Hot_Gurl4556 0
sucks dude
allen20 0
Wow those are the people you should be hanging out with.
Masochistic 0
It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[
obesemaurice 0
dude it really depends where the game is. i played a game out in the middle of nowhere several hours from home and we went there in a bus. that game i broke my nose busted open my eyebrow and got studded in the arm. I kept playing till the end and waited till we got home to see anymore professional help than the blokes on the sideline. i rkn the op's a wuss and should probably play a game a bit softer. possibly netball?
frangilol 1
What a badass! Oh w8, lies
Vehicle 1
maybe you shouldn't play rugby by yourself. lol.
packerboy1280 0
hahahaha #5
Jimboom 12
Yikes. Thats very poor show from your friends. Get some payback next time from whoever tackled you at least. Also take some comfort in the fact that you at least play a real mans game unlike some other ballgames where they kick it with their feet. ;)
responses 0
it was a decent thought until the Jesus part...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
No blood, no fou... (re-reads the FML) Um...
cefarix 5
Playing rugby? In the US?
igetinyourpants 0
rugby is for gays... I bet you like touching my balls everyday
sydmarie 0
rugby is not just for gays. stop being a stupid prick. and yes rugby has been played in the state for awhile...
igetinyourpants 0
it is you **** face retarded ****
sydmarie 0
wow so original. I play on a girls rugby team and not one of us is gay and on our boys team not one of them is gay either. grow a ******* brain and stop hating in people who are different from you.
igetinyourpants 0
****
sydmarie 0
ha. very mature. how old are you anyways? probably like 14 right?
igetinyourpants 0
how old are you trying to argue with me here at fml.com .. get a life
Cthulu 0
successful troll
toxic10uhc 0
what's wrong with being 14 douchebag?
turdburgers 0
Did you actually ask anyone for a ride? And who would want to spend hours and hours waiting in the ER so they could drive you back?
fmlbai 0
ydi for playing rugby when your American and should stick to nfl
shiz2masterxx 0
Ouch ! that had to hurt ! tough luck next time play something that is more .. like u .. for girls :D