Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Yummy
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
imalosertho
Truro, Canada
Pspspspspsps
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Tuna ice cream
Yummy
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
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Comments (245)
decoydream 4
But they dont die. Mine are abandoned for a pretty good time are still there.
moriahss_29 0
lmfao awesome
aimeesea75 16
I ******* love neopets. I totally relate.
jmoreno 4
Wow people still have Nero pets
Aliluv141 3
Neopets.. I'm getting old I stopped playin after I got a real pet. But don't worry I bet you could've fed it after work. And hey we all go though these virtual pet/games. Maybe when we are like 2 or maybe when we are like 50 (grandpa). I called it something clever...I am no phycologist but I am studying to be one
CursedSilent 1
If you're going to be condescending to someone for enjoying something you don't, you might want to make sure you can spell the profession you're supposedly studying ;)
dontpanic_fml 32
Maybe she only plays a psychology student on the Internet
CursedSilent 1
She could be studying algae :p
dodgingflames 7
They may not die, but they get sad faces now when they're hungry ;o /neo nerd.
melrose90210 10
God I remember neopets. The paintbrushes and stuff. Wicked funny though, because they don't starve to death.
cactasaurus 7
I didn't know people still played on that website...
Army_angel28 0
Actually if you do some research you'll discover that neopets was orinally created by bored college kids for other bored college kids. Alot of adults play neopets, it's a good way to de stress playing the easy games. Kinda like why some people play MMO's like SWTOR and WOW
mamhl 0
HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!?!?!