Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
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Top comments
logank013 20
That's when you explain to the mom that it's a Scooby snack and that they're for dogs and kids.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Well don't forget to offer her one too.
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Comments (21)
logank013 20
That's when you explain to the mom that it's a Scooby snack and that they're for dogs and kids.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Well don't forget to offer her one too.
Nina825 21
Well it's a treat after all
Savagephy 17
Should've made him do a trick first maybe his mom wanted one too so she played dead
FlexMaster 10
forget about dog treats. eat some bad eggs
GrumpyGrinch 23
Its a fact that little kids do eat dog treats as treats. Saw in a market stall how a 3 year old run up to the open dog food bags and grabbed both hands full and ate as much as he could manage before his adult could stop him. The point being he already knew where the food is, that he wants it and that he will not be allowed. And no, that kid wasn't starving.
awildwhisper 30
Just cuz they do doesn't mean they should. They're 3, they don't know better.
melbournearsenal 18
To be fair, Dog food is still more nutritious than McDonalds
tigeresscrazy 12
Wouldn't surprise me if it is lol
Sammeydw 22
The stuff suck to the bottom of my shoes is more nutritious and healthier then most of the stuff at McDonalds. They have good drinks and the rest is **********!
Sharall 10
Dog biscuits won't make a child sick or anything. Main ingredient is flour. I used to eat the non flavored ones as a kid. No harm done. Don't worry so much OP
cuz803 46
Why the hell didn't the mom stop him if she was watching?!
kozuu 7
maybe the kid had been annoying her all day and she was secretly happy.
Colon_Man 17
She might not know. My sister picked up some dog treats that look and smell like regular cookies. My niece (16) ate one - and wanted another one after she was told.
wanted_2_want 40
That was ruff. Hopefully the mom didn't become a bitch and started yapping at you.