Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Yummy
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
imalosertho
Truro, Canada
Pspspspspsps
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Tuna ice cream
Yummy
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
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Comments (245)
brandon3747 16
You should get off neopets once on awhile
immaMonsta 8
Wow, how old are you?
Midnightpearls 13
Haha they don't die, they just turn sad. Get some free omelettes and jellies and you'll be set for life.
ABillOnFire 15
Wow I haven't thought about that game in years
needsagf14 12
People still play neopets?
SunsFan 0
I could understand if it was like a pet. Or someone locked in your basement.
DomDomxoxo 16
In soviet russia, you no feed neopets, neopets feed you.
ChelseaGrin112 14
People don't have to be a kid to play neopets. It's not a law in life, is it? :/
cajunjynx 0
Lol, life has no rules. People forget that.
ladyvidel 19
There's a 12 step program for that....
McNerdyNerd 8
It's ok...I made my bf laugh earlier because we were watching tv and he stopped and said 'I heard a voice from Skyrim..' I ran upstairs yelling 'Damn it, I can't keep leaving this unttended while I'm a vampire!!!' lol...nerds for the win.