Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
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Top comments
vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
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Comments (98)
vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
Ambient25 25
Not outright...
droidlover 14
it did one time but the cat was resurrected on the 3rd day
Eahae3 12
But he basically is by starving the cat!
meepmerp 20
You should set a bear trap in front of your pet door, then keep your cat in a cage to be safe
JMichael 26
The dog kills the cat everyday. It's currently on life number 5.
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I'm pretty sure if he's letting his dog eat OP's cat food, he probably didn't have his own food.
GRubi 17
Not necessarily. Most dogs will continue to eat as long as there's food available to them. They can't tell when they're full.
JaegerMayCry 13
Better yet, steal the dog and feed it to the cat. no? okay, ill see myself out.
sanecatlady 13
You shouldn't give dog food to cats. Or vice versa, because dogs and cats have different dietary needs.
electricshock19 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How does he get in?
djkazic 5
Reading would be nice. "pet door"
ptoka 20
He broke in, forget the Cat Burglar... He's a Dog Burglar!
Kamon97 23
Might wanna consider investing in a locking pet door :p
GRubi 17
Could backfire and shit on OP's carpet.
Kamon97 23
It comes to the house to eat not to shit lol
BradTheBrony 19
#38: I read that as: "This plan could backfire and end in the locking pet door ******** on OP's carpet." And this has been another action-packed episode of "Proper Syntax is Important!"
red_headforlife 15
aww poor kitty! You need to confront your neighbor.
JesterJosh 5
Confront? I would make him pay me back for all the food his dumbass dog ate. What an asshole.
livinginabook 24
Aw! Poor cat can't even eat it's own food. Fix the door so the dog can't get in op!
awkwardloveannie 28
so you're going to buy one if those boards that go over the pet door to keep him out or invest in a camera to catch your neighbor
golden_warrior 23
Get a pitbull to scare the crap out of that dog.
mallu86 9
Really? You're a smart man.
dont_doubt_me 29
Zoinks! That's pretty awful.
MrSassypants 34
I know, wight raggy?
WellThatSucked89 13
Did the vet aware you of this? Or did you go around the neighborhood asking "hey! do you know why my cat is skinny?" In all seriousness though, I am glad you found out and can get that fur baby back to health! Good luck, OP!
sarah6786 14
How could the vet "aware" op of this.....what?
WellThatSucked89 13
Humor. Lost apparently...
amDes 11
In 49 offence, your joke was poorly executed...
Rainhawk94 27
Horribly executed.
HarrisonVR 17
clearly a typo you're trying to pass off as a joke
WellThatSucked89 13
Hmm. I am curious as to this "typo". Could you be so kind as to direct me to it, good sir?
BradTheBrony 19
As much as I'd hate to admit it, 66 is right. He did not make a typographical error. He did, however, make a grammatical error.
WellThatSucked89 13
I am unsure as to where I made a grammatical error. I'm not being a bitch here, I genuinely do not know. But please note, I am not a HE. I am, in fact, a SHE.
Kitouran 30
'Did the vet aware you of this?' Was the mistake. You probably meant to say, 'Did the vet make you aware of this?' Or something to that extent.