Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I finally hit rock bottom when I broke down in tears because I forgot to feed my cats in Neko Atsume. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Anonymous
Des Moines, United States
Yummy
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
imalosertho
Truro, Canada
Pspspspspsps
Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML
Tuna ice cream
Yummy
Today, after a week of working 18-hour days, I finally sat down to eat more than a sandwich. Unfortunately my kitchen has become a mess and I bypassed the clean bowl I'd put on the counter and ate my ice cream out of the cat's dirty food bowl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
HereKittyKitty
Carlsbad, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
jsmills92
Cranston, United States
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
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colonelduckie 5
That is what the Neolodge is for duh.
randomkayx3 11
I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.
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Comments (245)
tyoung_1313 3
whats a neopet
kouklistax3 2
This makes me want to relive my childhood and sign up for neopets again.
jalupe 4
neopets was epic back in the day. tried signing in last year to give it another go and i forgot the password and lost all of my stuff since it was deleted...had 4 years worth of stuff on that and now im kinda tempted to go back cause of the OP...
stonephoenix 2
People are still playing with neo pets?
Melinie 7
What I do is collect free omelets that will last me a life time and feed them till they are bloated...
vodkaandpillows 1
They don't die, so chill out.
Amy78_fml 11
I've been playing neopets for 10 years. My pets don't get fed unless there is a plot involved and I need to use the battledome.
WhiteRangerKid 5
how old are ypu exactly?
laurenmacias 0
I remember those days. How about tamagotchi pets?
Epikouros 32
I was laughing at this, and then I realized I spent most of my Sunday creating a spoof account for an abstract nonhuman entity on a social networking site.