Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
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Comments (119)
glittery_muffin 6
Ppppfftttthahahahaha. Sucks brah :/ try something new?
yesthisischarlie 8
YDI for bad grammar ;)
Im_hollly 3
Ouch
joker7k 6
It's all about the clit.. Once you master it you'll become the clit commander
crazydave1998 6
practice on her friends!!
khaoticpanda 28
Its a serious problem.
rawlings123 17
Well maybe if she didn't fake her moaning in the first place, and actually tell you what your doing wrong maybe you'd be better at it.
TooFuckinFunny 3
Bitch killed your vibe.
rdnkchevy 9
Well at least you don't have to go down on her anymore!!
Elico 1
Ahahahhahaha I like her