Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
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flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
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Comments (119)
cherokii_Squa 5
.... boguuuuus. she should have told u that in the gate rather make u strain your neck that many times!
Lawabidingcitizn 12
Talk to her
DasHaas 9
Step 1: honesty. Step 2: communication. Good luck.
siinful5643 11
Every girl is different. Try to have a conversation with her about what she likes and if that fails.. I guess you'll just have to experiment, but hopefully she gives you the real moans this time around. Good luck!
havok87 11
Geez Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of an ******? Ah 1. Ah 2. Ah 3....3
ceenguyenx 6
That's must of been hard to hear.. Maybe ask her what she enjoys or how she likes it
xjl30 4
Dang sucks to suck lol
karen1991 15
Well, then throw a vibrator at her and tell her your done faking too.
kalbrek009 20
Time to look up the correct way to do it on the internet....& no, I don't mean the fake **** site way.
Omniprism 15
Tell her to teach you then what she likes instead of being a bitch.