Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
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flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
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Comments (119)
ZombieSazza 34
Wow, your woman is a bitch. She needs to have the guts to talk to you about this, but you should ask her what she wants or tell her one night you're both going to explore each other/experiment?
DessaChan 9
I'm sorry OP, I know it's hard to hear something like that but at least she was honest :/
Shepardspie71 8
She might have wanted to guide u
EmmaMK 35
We are all different and like different things. It's normal not to agree on everything, talk about what you both like and things you would like to try.
KateLynn_Shady 3
I love being ate out but my advice is for girls.to not.fake it
TrueColours 9
Well done for trying! Some guys don't want to go down at all. You should make it clear that you'd like her to tell you how you can improve.
Dark_Stream 29
Oh my. You're doing it wrong. You're not making a porno. Ignore her fake responses, and you'll be able to feel her real reactions. Be sure to talk to her: "Are you comfortable?", "Do you like this?", "What should I do now?", "Do you like this better than that?". Be patient.
AniNinja 6
I'm sorry that happened to you
damon_stryker 2
cant say ive had that problem.....sorry bro
kingbrizo 24
so next time shes in the mood, just get her turned on and suddenly tell her you cant fake it anymore