Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
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flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
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Comments (119)
buckdharma 38
The secret is to pretend you're a fat boy eating cake.
Enslaved 38
"It's not even my birthday But he wants to lick the icing off"
beaverteaser 16
no more munching canadian beaver for you sir!
shadowleonhart 7
well there goes your self esteem
Ihavegas 22
perhaps you're going straight into it. unfortunately most women need to be well turned on before going down. need to read the body language!!! best time to go down is when she really wet as it does'nt take much effort!
countrygirl109 11
Well, guess you gotta try some new techniques ;p
GetBent730 5
Lift that hood, lick that clit, index finger to the g spot in a come hither like motion. You can do it!
Film21 8
your preaching to the chior....
tj4234 36
I've never understood why people fake it during sex... Why don't people just tell their partners what they like and experiment instead to find something they both enjoy?
Larsh 4
Better to know. Ask her what you're doing wrong and fix it.
TogeBara 12
Dump her, if she isn't going to talk to you and tell you what she likes or dislikes or how to get better, she isn't worth your time. People, you partners are not omnipotent, they can't read your minds. Tell your partner what you like or how they can do better.