Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
flashback_fml 14
Honesty at its finest
marcranger 29
Some women aren't into that. Your girlfriend may be one of 'em. Sucks for you, but try asking her what she likes next time.
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Comments (119)
ashalayx 13
LOL this made me laugh
rg350dx 29
I gathered that from the "LOL"
FlyingPie 17
Did it also make you chuckle or giggle?
ironichalibut 24
Did you ROF while you Lol'd?
MissSarcasm01 18
Ohhh. Honestly, get a new girlfriend. One who doesn't expect to much. But, I agree, your life does suck.
iAlissa 34
Yes let's get a new girlfriend because she doesn't like oral.
MysticMonkey 9
She isn't alone, i don't like oral sex performed on me. We can't be the only ones.
darthjulez 11
Yeah I'd rather just skip that altogether. There's a lot of other things you could do.
RileyJames83 5
Like what?? Going from kissing to sex with out oral as a transition is a big step. Oral is fun and helps the relationship along smoothly.
skitzymew 19
There is a bunch of other things. Not all people like oral, 92.
Enslaved 38
Yeah-- The way they show it in **** isn't the correct way (for me) to have it done. :P
qwils 11
The key is to find the ********!
6FootUnder 11
Lol since when is the clit hard to find??? Are you trying to refer to the "G spot" by any chance? Haha little girls giving advice, gtfo lmfao.
lisaroxmysoxx 16
At least you go down on your girlfriend. I would give anything for my boyfriend to do it. I'm sorry OP, your girlfriend is being ungrateful.
saocrates 16
Do you go down on him? If so than he deserves to return the flavor. No reason not to honestly...
perdix 31
Be careful what you wish for. What if he's bad at it and wont take advice?
lisaroxmysoxx 16
I do go down on him, and he isn't bad at it.
saocrates 16
As they say communication is key and if one party doesn't want to take advice or try it different than it probably won't be enjoyable anyway.
wrestlelaxskate 11
Haha I just came here to find you from when you accidentally commented on the FML below this one. To see if you commented where you originally intended to.
JayJ17 7
The thirst is real.
jazzy_123 20
19, talk to him about it. That's not fair. I go down on my boyfriend a lot because I love to. He doesn't on me as much because we don't have time a lot of the times, but boy does he know what he's doing once we get it on! lol. So that makes up for it a lot. If I really want him to though, then I'll tell him. So just talk to him and if he still won't, then don't do it to him for a week (or something) as punishment x)
perdix 31
You need to hone your skills by licking a frozen metal pole. I triple dog dare you! I saw a "training video" where one lesbian was going down on the other, and she was always asking her how she liked it. If someone who has that equipment needs so much help on how to please another with the same equipment, what chance do we guys have?!?!
Dilwann 27
That women have the same equipment doesn't mean it works the exact same way. It could be as different as the difference between men and women. What you're supposed to learn from the 'training video' is that you always ask what the other person likes. Don't assume it's the same as one of your exes or something.
perdix 31
Oh, I agree with the thrust of the video. Back in the olden days, a guy would go down on a woman with sheer grit and determination, and no inclination to ask for directions. If she didn't like it, she'd dump him. Lots of guys quit trying because it was too risky and they couldn't stand the pressure.
ironichalibut 24
Another way to look at it is this: if you had a penis in front of you and you're a guy, would you immediately know what the guy on the other end of the penis enjoys? Or how to do it?
breakinlegs 19
trust me there are a lot of men out there who needs help, you are not alone!
animalxcrackers 20
Maybe she said she couldn't TAKE it anymore...
lmngrl889 14
Not sure why this comment got thumbed down, as I was thinking the same thing. Fake and take both sound alike, plus sometimes it can start to feel like too much, u know, getting sensitive and all.
worldclassrager 41
Well practice makes perfect...