Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
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Top comments
AnnaDeWitt 27
I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.
jjmack34 15
Well at least you only had to see half of it.
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Comments (60)
jjmack34 15
Well at least you only had to see half of it.
kibster9 20
Taking incognito to the max!
Catdragon 40
which half though?
Pacers13 11
I'm pretty sure he took incognito to the fraction
maximus_prime 24
Lucky OP couldn't see his Wood for the trees.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Bless you catdragon for being the first to say exactly what I was thinking.
AnnaDeWitt 27
I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.
1dvs_bstd 41
A round of applause please.
mds9986 24
What an acorny joke. I'm going to ace yew to leave now.
mds9986 24
*axe Damn it.
I_Like_Dogs 28
You just won 1 comment section. Do you want to quit now or keep playing to try to win 1 internet?
TheBestAround23 13
since the op used jacking off, I still would've called him a lumberjack
DaBayst 15
He's a lumber jerk and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he faps all day.
StickyPickles 33
Perhaps he was just enjoying nature himself. . . REALLY enjoying it.
RedPillSucks 33
some people really ******* love nature
Hyenayena 27
*really love ******* nature
lovelockdown23 23
^^^ had to read your comment twice lol.
SamSwebb 24
Hopefully the bottom half was hidden ...
AkBunny907 18
When nature calls....
psychopolarbear 28
Sometimes you just get a hard on in the park and gotta take care of it XD At least the guy wasn't sitting on the bench with OP or standing behind them.
beeferjay 34
if you are or look underage, it was probably r.Kelly
R2Y2 22
I mean, if he was pissing. (but he wasn't)
HappyItalian 38
If there's a beehive on the tree above him, go poke it with a stick.
paravoz 30
or a squirrel could rip his nuts off
ligerzero459 24
That was a bit of a sticky situation
trollcrusher 17
No. More like woody.
ally8 21
Perves are everywhere
sturschaedel 27
True. Similar thing happened to me. Upon my shocked face he retorted "Can't forbid me to look!"
Frillwee95 12
#29, your comment sounded like he caught you jacking off and then he said that. At least that's how I read it haha.
llamingo 8
I think she meant he was masturbating and using her as stimulus
Lanker 17
Something like that happened to me once, but it was at a kids' playground, and the man wasn't even trying to stay hidden. I'm dead serious.
KaidensCrow 18
pedobear has been spotted!