Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
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Top comments
AnnaDeWitt 27
I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.
jjmack34 15
Well at least you only had to see half of it.
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Comments (60)
olpally 33
Wow, that's literally ****** up. :/ yikes.
AcieMcG 21
Gives new meaning to having a woody.
getindoe69 17
wow, your like it's so horrible because you caught somebody beating his meat...
rileyrae0000 23
??? That is disturbing and potentially scarring. F op's life for sure for this
AbagaelMurray 20
Plus, he's outside in a park. He can get nailed for public indecency.
worldclassrager 41
Did something turn him on at the park? I sure hope it wasn't little kids
eddy1965 6
A trouser snake does enjoy a nature hike
JohnTheDonJuan 11
it seems like he was enjoying the weather a little more...
Thundaar25 11
Don't touch the sap on that tree.
vikky538 29
I am pretty sure nice weather means it does not include a creepy guy jerking off in woods
captainsmegma 12
What a way to enjoy the day. Whack away!
ThePaperDragon 31
Behold the wonder that is man.
llamingo 8
In this case man definitely beholdin something