Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my husband rushed me to the hospital, and we were told that I'd had a miscarriage. Neither of us knew I was pregnant. FML
Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
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Top comments
yamuri 17
That's unfortunate. One of the few actual FMLs that are really sad. Keep trying!
ligerzero459 24
I'm so, so sorry, OP. I hope you and your husband are successful in the future.
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Comments (68)
KelseyDaBoyz 21
I'm so sorry :(
driaa 15
Sorry you had to go through that OP
yamuri 17
That's unfortunate. One of the few actual FMLs that are really sad. Keep trying!
SamSwebb 24
Gosh that's horrible, can't imagine that feeling
beeferjay 34
keep trying, and trying, and trying
ligerzero459 24
I'm so, so sorry, OP. I hope you and your husband are successful in the future.
1dvs_bstd 41
It's just a temporary setback doesn't mean it isn't gonna happen eventually. It just means get back to making love till you're great with child.
apink823 6
That's tough, but what kind of doctor mixes up the files like that?
Ichiya 29
It was probably not the doctor himself, besides accidents happen.
Misscreant 7
It happened to me, just opposite of the OP's experience.
kibster9 20
Having children is the best blessing in the world, I hope you get that experience!
ukeandfoodislife 19
You're not even a girl... And you're 20 year old student. I really hope you don't have a kid.
CliffyB03 28
What does being a girl have to do with saying that children are blessings? Men can be parents too? They can say that children are blessings. And so what if he may be 20? Things happen.
kibster9 20
I know a lot of people that are that same age as me and have one or two kids. Also, I do not have children as well, but I hope to have a couple!
ally8 21
Oh no... That's really unfortunate :(