Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML
Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML
Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML
Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML
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Top comments
AnnaDeWitt 27
I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.
jjmack34 15
Well at least you only had to see half of it.
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Comments (60)
Soninuva 41
I thought tree-huggers were bothersome, but this guy takes it a whole new level.
LETMEPLAYCOD 5
lmao sounds like fun.
mr_sarcastic416 29
Could have been worse; You could have opened your eyes to the sight of him jacking off over you(r face)
mbock 15
he was also enjoying nice weather!
clairesucks 37
I really don't understand why people decide it's ok to do something like that in public
enginsteve 17
Serves you right for walking around in a park with your eyes closed.
Blonde02_fml 9
?????of wow people there's days
daGun 18
I hope you can scrub your brain clean from that.
RealSuperSand 21
There's having no shame, and there's being a creepy ass ************. Maybe avoid that park from now on, this could escalate to a much worse situation people like this need psychiatric help, and should be avoided.
tataaaaa 7
Hahaha dere Dansker altså ?