Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
tayymeds 23
I would have ran him over.
gunnerblaster 21
Animal cruelty aside, it sounds like your boyfriend is an in-the-closest psychopath.
lizard365 12
aw that's terrible I love animals, the fact that he drove off smirking would piss me off he put the animal out of its misery but definitely not in the best way.
Croooow 11
I'm sure you'd know better than us, but are you sure it was a smirk? My grimaces, when I have to do something distasteful, have been mistaken for wry smiles before. And this situation would have put such a grimace on my face.
rocker_chick23 27
I get putting it out of its misery, but the smirk makes me think that he enjoyed it too much. Run OP, trust me.
bigdonnie624 15
If you think about it, he took the deer out of its misery.
caitiebug1119 15
Putting it out of its misery is one thing, it's more humane than letting it slowly die painfully. But smirking about it is being a douchebag.
weveallbeenthere 30
quick death. better than it suffering. a cop would have come by and Shot it, saved an officer a trip.
tehdarkness 21
That would be a deal breaker for me.
shudson186 17
He sounds Crazy, maybe consider leaving that piece of shit? Helping the deer was called for... Smirking afterwards though that just screams sociopath.