Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
hillgerb 16
That's awful!!
unknownrefrence 3
You couldof stopped to see if the meat was not harmed. Better to use good meat then to leave it in the road to rot.
cryptid_queen 11
That's slightly psychopathic
flame5768 14
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liquidhydrogen 6
I hope you are not still with him.
wvcheesehead 13
The method is more disturbing than the smirk, but getting out and finishing the creature with a swift blow to the head with a blunt object would have been merciful.
CRC_101 31
They're both skull-crushing. If anything a "swift blow to the head with a blunt object" is more likely merely injure it further or knock it severely unconscious, unless you've done a lot of that before, which most people would hope is unlikely. Either way it involves more direct contact and could be construed as more disturbing, especially with the addition of a smirk to the end of that. This is a deer. It's going to need more then a little "bonk" on the head to end its life permanently. You're talking a direct head smashing there.
atiggerx33 6
I would have been more disturbed if he hit it with the hammer. That would have terrified the animal to have a human get so close to it, deer are absolutely terrified of people. A car tire guarantees it's death, and very quickly. A hammer most likely wouldn't kill a deer in one blow (based on those murder mystery shows, hitting a human in the head with a hammer once won't do it), you think hitting it upside the head over and over would be a better death for the animal than an instant squashing of it's skull? That would be sick. Plus there would be blood, not to say squishing it's skull with the tire didn't make it bleed a bit, but you want that blood spatter all over you, with god knows what diseases the deer could have had? Malaria, lime disease, no thank you, even if it didn't have any disease, I would not want deer blood all over my clothes, skin, and face. He killed it quickly, better than it would have got if he hadn't passed by.
wvcheesehead 13
Not at all dangerous, I have done this myself to ones I have found injured and abandoned. One solid blow is sufficient.
rogwest 23
Should've finished it off an then field dressed it an taken it home!! Such a waste of good meat!!!
clrichmond2009 24
would've probably spoiled pretty quick this time of year. now in the winter, that's what I'd have done!
DemosthenesMB 13
Yeah, because who wouldn't want to eat a deer that had been lying on the road for who-knows-how-long and then got its head squished in by a tire? Delicious -.- *Sarcasm intended*
clrichmond2009 24
a lot of people salvage what they can of the meat, actually. I have cop buddies that will call my husband or me before killing a hit deer so if I want it I can come field dress the deer before the meat spoils.
MizMurder 1
my boyfriend would of done the same thing. I don't see the big deal. what was getting out to see if it was okay going to do its a deer there are thousands of them. hell I probably would of laughed then yelled at him for getting my car messy by running it over
pazuzus_intern 10
86 killing the deer may have been the humane thing to do and most if the comments are agreeing with that but the obvious enjoyment of doing it is borderline disturbing. As is the idea of you finding this enjoyment funny/cute.
DemosthenesMB 13
#96 is right; killing animals just for the fun of it (not hunting, I mean) is actually an early sign of mental illness that often leads to violence.
_iNFiNiTE_ 4
look on the bright side everybody, if it was lying in the street and if it seemed badly hurt it would seem pretty humane to just end its misery.
Ginger_Gawd 11
That is just horrible
clarinetgirl1995 4
What a waste. Killing it for no reason is horrible! He could have at least loaded it up for dinner.