Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Well there is probably a better way of dealing with this I'm more offended by the waste of meat. In the winter a deer easily feeds my family of four for a few weeks at least, just leaving it there to rot seems like such a massive waste. The smirk though is a bit on the creepish side, that would probably put me off.
flame5768 14
shut up about the meat. just shut the **** up. nobody gives a **** about your deer meet ok? just shut.the ****.up.
squideth 18
Jesus 307 go take a nap cranky pants
Ambivorous 2
And you chose to be with this db why, exactly? You moron.
brmsnipes 8
On the bright side, it's out of it's misery.
nickyLA 6
Kind of sociopathic no?! You may wanna leave....as in run, not walk honey
AerBear115 15
Seriously dump his ass and run his head over
overmyer2013 9
That's so awesome xD
seriously_wtf22 2
I would have broke up with him that's horrible
creepyclowntown 10
Hope you mean your old boyfriend
Here4theshow 17
In his defense, maybe he thought it was suffering and wanted to take it out of it's misery. ... Otherwise that's sick.
cheshireau 26
I need a follow up saying you have dumped him.