Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
TisAPenguin 16
That'd be grounds for a breakup for me. Sick.
jessnim 3
That is so cruel. How could he live with himself.
beckshniddley 10
I would have first assessed how much pain the deer was in, and if I was with my significant other I would ask them if it was okay to put the animal out of it's misery. Having a really sensitive boyfriend makes you view situations differently. Being a human does that too. . Not sure what this guy was thinking.
asereth 4
You all say it is horrible, admittedly the smirk is horrible. Wasting the meat is just a travisty. getting out of the car with an injured deer is ****ing stupid, as they can and will fight. He did the right thing by putting it out of its misery.
ELoni_fml 25
Yeah but not by running it over!
flame5768 14
meat meat meat. i'm going to go hunting every season and kill 10 deer. and let the meat rot. just for ***** n' giggles.
idioticmess 15
and your relationship is over.....now!
hplover7 11
I hope you broke up with him! Sure an animal may be too hurt to save, but he should not have made that decision nor enjoyed it.
qwtf 14
Sociopath. No one should smile after killing something.... Unless you're hunting, which this was not. Run OP run!!!
pooldude 24
in the name of humanity, dump him !!!!!
bpickett18 16
its good he didnt let you get out to check on it. you could've been hurt. When my cat was dying it attacked me out of fear(I dont blame my cat). however his smirk is something to worry about. you might want to rethink being with him. maybe find him a psychiatrist.
deejoy 22
Dump that ********!