Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
It wasn't me
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Nature ain't all that great
Today, an adorable deer got into the yard, so I went to pet it. It jumped on its back legs and started flailing its front legs around, kicking the crap out of me until I curled into a ball crying. I'm so bruised, I can barely sit down. FML
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Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
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Comments (174)
RedJester23 6
sucks to be you
humorizer 14
Oh my gosh! Did you live, Anonymous? I hope you did :(
taoxyeuxmay 4
I'm pretty sure he's dead. His ghost probably wrote that to tell us what happened to him. Very thoughtful oh him.
Darraghscoot 0
roflmfao
Miss_Represented 0
ROFL @ 91!
bonicr 0
Awe how sad. :(
Armin_fml 0
Oh deer
Incubuss 0
Puns are always fun.
manlikebanana 0
Where the hell is Bambi in this whole scene?
Evilpishi 18
Venison that bad!
youreanidiot 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ydi for sucking at driving and not paying attention. Good humor for papa deer though!
quiddity 0
If you live in an area with a lot of deer and you hit one, you aren't necessarily a bad driver. Especially at night. They jump out of the darkness, right in front of your car, and you crash because you don't have enough time to stop. Deer really aren't that smart. Instead of hiding when they see the headlights, they try to cross the road and die as a result. This isn't a YDI. @OP: FYL. But I favorited it anyway because it's funny. (:
molacolacake 0
Dude, I've never hit a deer either but that doesn't mean they don't leap out at directly in front of cars for some people. I've had some close calls where if they'd jumped out just a little later I probably would have smacked them because there wouldn't have been time to brake, particularly on the highway. I also had a friend who was hit BY a deer because it ran into the side of her car while she was driving. It's not always inattention.
koifish43332 0
Not to mention that they normally decide to run out into the road at night, a time when your attention should be on the road and not scanning the surroundings too often. So it's hard to see 'rustling off to the side' when you only have the headlights to show you what's in front of you...
creepmucker 0
so a deer has never run out in front of you before? sorry, but most of the time its unavoidable. idiot
cactus_fml 0
So if you're going 55mph down a stretch of road with woods on either side at night and a deer leaps directly in front of your car and you hit it, it's all your fault? No. I doubt you're going to see any "rustling" in time.
suaveneanderthal 0
mercy it kills me how narrow minded you've been in this argument, you think that just because its 40 in your neck of the woods its 40 everywhere? I was driving down I-40 one day in clear daylight and I-40 happened to have woods on one side and the speed limit happens to be 70 through that stretch. and guess what? someone going east while i was going west nailed the **** out of a deer whilst they were in heavy traffic, i'd love to know how that would make them un-prepared or out of focus. You think that when people hit owls at night its their fault? sometimes you don't see shit coming because it would be impossible to avoid.
CheeseHater 23
Can you please tell me how fast you're driving when you manage to avoid hitting a deer there, #59 mercyFML? Because when deers see the lights they run since they can see the road clearly, which is why they almost at all times run in front of your car. BUT if you actually drive faster than 20 mph that bambi is as good as fried. SO either your car has an ultimate brake-system that can make your car stop instantly when you drive fast as hell, or maybe you're just a sissy who never drive faster than 15 mph... I think you are a sexist who think women can't drive just because OP happened to hit a deer, when it's men who mostly does it. So you are indeed a retard who everybody hates and you are probably all alone, ordering 10 pizzas just so a delivery guy think you have friends. On topic: OP, happened to me to, hate those stupid deers. :)
EmOsQuAnDa 0
51- actually at night, deer like to cross the road in light (from headlights) rather than in darkness, which is why they cross in front of cars rather than waiting for them to pass.
Starchild21 3
YOU KILLED BAMBI'S AUNTIE!!!!! cat i'm a kitty cat and i dance dance dance
chicken_lover 2
oh my god. i am cracking up right now. hahaha i so remember that. best thing ever. haha
GrahamAker 3
Later after Mercys last post she got in acident.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Bambi killer! :D
Igniculus 0
Bambi joined his mom.
Emperor_Jim 0
That's awesome. You should have run the other one over too.
happyhak 5
Must suck... :l
jlcihak 0
omg I live on roads with deer and I don't know look out for them!
Starchild21 3
What?
omgiitsme03 0
no way
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Here come the PETA activist.
oreily12 23
People eating tasty animals oh wait a minute...
RiceyFighter 0
It isn't your fault, Deers always run across roads and you cant avoid them in time. At night they stare at headlights which is the worst part.
Infamous_Hawk 6
I don't mean to be an ass but you mean deer, right? :D