Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Kkkiana 7
Creepy!
cr3ativity 15
Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments
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Comments (177)
Kkkiana 7
Creepy!
TheDrifter 24
Possibly creepy, but definitely ninja. Boy is so good that he didn't even wake her up.
SexySlayer1248 18
Definitely creepy, future rapist
cloak057_fml 8
Op seems so casual about it
Goldenberry_fml 14
That must've been so terrifying for op
inkdeath87 18
Yup, he's a creeper.
zombieslayer83 19
wondering about the wonder bra!
goose12321 11
It went to Brazil.
FYLminesGREAT 5
Was that a joke? The bra was probably with OP's brother and friend.
cr3ativity 15
Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments
ShannyAK 16
Especially lady under garments
CallMeMcFeelii 14
This makes me think of the underwear gnomes from South Park. Haha. Maybe the underwear gnomes left Tweak alone and moved on to you OP.
jarrettd 27
117 comments not bad halo 4, not bad
eericcartman 5
Your brother's friend must have forgotten a new year gift for you. Would a used bra of your size do?
shyeahh_fml 19
New Year's gift?
desoto96 9
76 is getting thumbed down, but i too am confused. Since when do you give gifts on New Years?
martin_martian7 11
How's that possible?! That's scary
zombieslayer83 19
He's obviously some sort of little bra ninja.
poccocurantes 7
Boys got talent.
HowieDoIt 21
It takes talent considering how many people can't manage to get them off while the girl and guy are awake.
jem970 19
Haha oh god that comment brings back memories! Some fairly recent :-)
schalk 12
Timing is everything dude, look at the comment above yours. Now think about it.
2dog 15
Maybe you got horny and took it off?
Inheritance 10
Yes. It is possible she had a "fantastic dream", and took it off without realizing.
emilyjgraham 34
it's a possibility she took it off without being horny! there's been too many occasions where I've slept in the same bed as friends gone to sleep with clothes on but woken up in the middle of the night with just knickers on... maybe my friends are bra ninjas too!
LolPieRofl 11
Or maybe the spider was resurrected from her braces and got revenge!
Snoopy0718 14
Yea she could have probably taken it off herself without knowing she did so. I've take of tops of in my sleep before without knowing I did so.
breakingbad_fml 27
Maybe you should sleep without a bra from now on.. (;
mario2012 18
I LOVE that suggestion.
greekgal44 14
or with her door locked
cr3ativity 15
But then, that'd mean that the thief would take... ~if you know what I mean~
LiterOfCola 16
Her skin?
poccocurantes 7
Yes. Today I went to sleep naked because my brothers friends keep taking my underwear in the middle of the night and when I woke up my virginity was gone. Lay off the Ambien.
DanielleinDC 34
Some people are heavy sleepers. And it doesn't excuse her brother's creepy friends molesting her in her sleep.
ZombieSnoopy 9
go to sleep with a bra off and if you wake up with a bra on then its witchcraft lol....
poccocurantes 7
#53 Not at all. We also don't know the ages of her brother and his friend. Big difference between mischievous little scamps and borderline sexual predator. For instance if Op is 13, 14 and the brother is 18,19 it is a whole different FML.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
69 - it's the Wonder Bra: you wonder where it went :3
happle 21
81- I think if the brother's friend is old enough to want OP's bra, he's old enough to know that isn't okay.
Pyapi 20
#102, that's not always the case! Young boys are curious creatures and a bra is not exempted from that curiosity. I'm not saying that's the case here, but it is a possibility. Being interested in bras does not mean you're interested in sexual matters.
heliraptor 13
Honestly, I don't see why OP would want to sleep in a bra in the first place. They're terrible.
poccocurantes 7
Oh he definitely wants to see boobs, just doesn't know what he would do with them yet.
happle 21
115- You need to buy different bras.
PunkySpunky78 15
#53 is right that guy sounds creepy I think the op should confront the guy and her brother and also the op should put a lock on her door
cass85 8
Can I just point out that there is no proof her brother's friend snuck into her room in the night simply to risk removing the bra from his friend's sleeping sister and run away with it? It's a fairly serious accusation and it's much more likely that she just took it off herself in her sleep - plenty of people have undressed themselves in their sleep, not so many sleep through a bra-theft. It's a fairly hefty accusation to level at someone with the potential for dire consequences for your brother's friend, so you're going to have to have more evidence than 'I woke up without my bra' to accuse him of molestation.
doodlecloud 27
122 - Possibly, but she may have just meant they're terrible to sleep in. I have bras I find super comfortable but they'd still be uncomfortable to sleep in, plus it's not good for your boobs.
OneLessScarecrow 6
LMFAO
sweethyegirl 8
I would go kick him in the nuts if i were you :)
mackischillin 5
But what if it wasn't him?
sweethyegirl 8
Its kinda pbvious its him cmon u think her bro would do that -.-
brackaman 18
Let's see. You know nothing about the girl, her brother, or their family in general, yet you think it has to be the friend because the bro wouldn't do it. You haven't been on the internet very long have you..?
sweethyegirl 8
Weird how it happened the night he stayed over...
brackaman 18
If you went into a store and the store safe got robbed, is it safe to say that obviously you did it?
sweethyegirl 8
That is a different situation -__-
saksxalmo 20
Because coincidences never happen and it's not like she could have taken it off herself in her sleep... Honestly, plenty of guys don't know how to operate a bra under normal conditions, much less discreetly in the dark without waking a sleeping person.
sweetarmogirl 7
You must be the dumbest person on earth to not know how to take off a bra its not rocket science
poccocurantes 7
My opinion is the brother is much younger and they both, he and the friend did it. They were not there to feel up his sister, they were just playing a joke. I think if it was any other way Ops FML would be a lot different.
The_F3rris 11
If she took it off herself then she would find it somewhere in her bed or room. If she never found said bra in question than its more likely that it was taken. But we dont have more info on this situation.
saksxalmo 20
I've lost things in my room. It could have slipped under the bed or mattress. It doesn't even technically say that she never found it. No shenanigans necessary.
OrangeKnife 10
Dafuq? Smack your brothers friend silly.
BlowinChronic 18
Kinky.
Cansler 8
Well I'm sure the boys are pretty stoked about you being such a heavy sleeper.
OhzTP 7
Well one of them, not 100% sure about her brother.