Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking into work when a gust of wind blew my skirt completely over my head in front of a group of tourists taking pictures of the building. Now I'm afraid that somewhere out there is a photo of me flashing my polka-dot underwear like a knock-off Marilyn Monroe. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, my company released its yearly magazine and I was in the background of a picture directing men around the site. It was the worst photograph I’ve ever seen. It managed to make me look like Hitler with an exposed belly, including the moustache and the salute, and I don’t even have a moustache. FML
Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
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goshpeople 4
That's why they used the shot.
ProudTexan117 0
what magazine is this?
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Comments (83)
wooni0104 2
wow at least now you're famous
CasualZombie 6
oh yeah! I saw that in this weeks issue of "architectural upskirts"!
StopDropNRoll 11
20 bucks says no one will remember her face!
goshpeople 4
50 bucks says her face wasn't even in the shot.
KaptainKronicX 5
Where may I obtain said magazine?
CasualZombie 6
100 bucks says bob the builder is jackin off to it right now
kyndersmommy10 0
bahahahahaha. love the bob the builder comment!!
Ellifish 2
Look at OP's name ;)
Maximus_Axiom 7
that is why my dear you should live in my mansion so that we can photograph you and make you a star!
Lapeul 6
*conceited.
cheshire2012 13
who are u? Hef?
goshpeople 4
A fat old man who wears skirts? Lovely.
theaws0m3guy 4
G-I-G-G-I-T-Y.
Trololololololo_fml 7
If you've managed to get into said article, doesn't that means you're hot?
goshpeople 4
That's why they used the shot.
flockz 20
i shot when i saw it.
Ellifish 2
^ That's brilliant - yet disturbing.
ImaSexualTiger 6
#34 If I could give 2 thumbs up for that I would that was great
NastyNinja31 0
ninjas did it
ProudTexan117 0
what magazine is this?
braasilianx0 4
Your costume goes with your comment, haha.
pnellab 0
hahahhahahahaha
kaylapple 1
perv.
wowfmlaccfail 0
perverted magazine
xgirlofglassx 4
Teehee ^^
indistructo 3
that stair case wasn't the only magnificently built thing there ;)
NomadicFlo 4
Imma laugh if the chick has 28 humps on her belly
mexicanpolarbear 2
they weren't talking about the staircase
Babes3910 6
Smooth ;)
theboss3469 4
Are you sure that's architecture magazine?
salvorican 24
You should be proud. You're probably the only reason why people will buy that magazine now
rattusrattus 19
Upskirt shots were probably the main reason people bought that magazine. Sorry if I made spelling mistakes I am mildly inebriated right now.
kissingdeath 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
aw that sucks, hope it wasn't to bad OP, can't you sue them for personal privacy or something?
CDigital_32 0
I was kinda wondering how they could do this without asking for her permission, and if they did, she should have asked to see the photo.
sxe_beast 11
You can sue for this! This is actually a good reason to sue for >.>!
rayrayray23 1
I like your logic
ShamanBond 1
What magazine? I want to go pick up a copy while Borders has their 40% off sale.