Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
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Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
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Top comments
vipirius 18
It's simple, he wanted to fap. No need to overthink this OP.
iAmPaul 49
He just wanted some alone time, simple as that.
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Comments (77)
domolovesyoshi 33
Alone he means he wants to do that alone
demonfacee 14
I don't have much experience with dudes, but ask him if anything is wrong or if he just wants space.
Murkyy 15
Oh yeah, alone time is too much to ask, he must just be a really mean person.
aliciavanham 13
Ask him what's up! And be cool about it. Maybe it's nothing. Some girls are such drama queens. I hope everything is allright!
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Some people can find being around others for prolonged periods of time mentally or even physically draining, so they need time alone to recharge. I wouldn't take it personally just yet.
creecher04 2
I bet he had to poop.
trishmonster 12
He's probably an introvert. Sometimes, even really relaxed social interaction can wear them out.
rexey83 8
You were cuddling. He just wants to watch TV
thegoat01 6
Being around a significant other can be exhausting, even if you're not really doing much. I love my girl, but I don't always have the energy to make conversation, listen attentively, jointly decide on something we both want to do, and hold back farts. Alone time is just the best.
dDailydDosage 8
Wanted alone time? Comforts of his own home? Don't jump to conclusions, OP