Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
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Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
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Top comments
vipirius 18
It's simple, he wanted to fap. No need to overthink this OP.
iAmPaul 49
He just wanted some alone time, simple as that.
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Comments (77)
middlenamefrank 8
Um...he still had to drive home, so he couldn't relax too much. You took that personally?
SuperMew 22
It sounds like you have some questions and only he can answer them.
KittyHawkMarch 29
Maybe he just wanted to be alone for a bit. That still would hurt though.
VancouverGuy89 9
Very simple new cod was just released
xavior4690 11
Maybe he had really bad gas
Artsyr4g3 4
Break up he obviously doesn't want anything to do with you. Not worth your time.
dragon91 2
next time you two start to get intimate just stop say you're feeling and horny and just want to go home and use your vibrator
itsjusttofunny 8
other words; I'm horny and want pussy.... your not giving me any.
laden_swallow09 35
My Man-slation: "I forgot I have a raid scheduled tonight." EDIT: #55 may be on to something, too.
6pointstuntin 12
by himself not that fml worthy in my opinion