Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
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Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
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Top comments
vipirius 18
It's simple, he wanted to fap. No need to overthink this OP.
iAmPaul 49
He just wanted some alone time, simple as that.
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Comments (77)
Goblin182 27
Men can't relax aroung their girl friend or wife. We are to worried that you will ask the dreaded question, "what are you thinking".
brandoneyez1 25
Maybe wanted to rub one out, because he wants to be intimate, but doesn't want to pressure you. Lots of possibilities.
Z3R0G5 23
This is a good post. Lots of controversy surrounding this one.
guinea_pigs 9
Don't feel bad, OP. My boyfriend does this to me sometimes too, and it's just because he wants some alone time. He can't burp and fart and stick his hand down his pants when he's with his girlfriend.
Awesome_Ninjaz 12
Why not?
Mauskau 36
I wouldn't mind if my partner did that, it means I can do it too. If they don't like it then they won't do it.
rexey83 8
you're 12
magicman1234 4
Let's be honest, he probably just needed to take a dump and didn't want to stink your place out
Olmstedowl 3
I do this all the time everyone needs alone sometimes! my roommate always wants to be near me some times ill go sit in my room for 20 minutes just too be alone
RoyalSafari 26
I had this too when me and my girlfriend weren't living together. Truly relaxing would be chilling out and knowing I don't have to go anywhere. When you know you can't sleep over and you have to go home later, that would be a bit less relaxing than just sitting on the couch at home until you go to sleep.
worldclassrager 41
I would assume he wanted to watch something else...or just wanted a little alone time
telli164 30
Don't feel bad op! He probably just wanted to have some alone time. We all enjoy our own company every now and then
keiNan_fml 35
doesn't mean he don't love you.... he just needs his own space..