Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
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vipirius 18
It's simple, he wanted to fap. No need to overthink this OP.
iAmPaul 49
He just wanted some alone time, simple as that.
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Comments (77)
aeisha26 12
.....without you!!
trickiestboss 10
well being with significant others some times is stressful, trying to act properly and whatnot
Capriciousfox 27
Aw poor op.
IWishIWasObama 12
well chick shows are boring. there's only so much of greys anatomy one can take.
captainsmegma 12
It was that fart you blew. Yes he gagged on it.
Fou_Lou 20
Just ask him why he wanted to be alone and dont make a fuss about it. Its quite normal that a partner needs his alone time from time to time. He could just have said that though.
qilinnaamossh 11
Dont take it the wrong way, I do the same thing. Doesnt mean I love my bf any less. Its okay to have alone time, its the best benefit of not being married :D
Fou_Lou 20
Im pretty sure when youre married its ok to have alone time too. oO
DenverTyrrell 13
Don't worry! He might just not be feeling well or genuinely did want time alone, everybody needs it sometimes
SydLovesLacey 18
Probably went home to **** his other girlfriend.
randomgirl1234 20
Sometimes guys just need alone time :) don't worry about it..