Today, while camping, I was given the sex talk, along with visuals created with marshmallows and a roasting fork. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I got the sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't said, "It's not the size of the stick, it's how you use it." I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
Kallian_fml 21
I wish you'd given us more detail, OP, my imagination is terrible!
Cian_1 28
I really want you to re-enact this, film it and give us a link. Sounds hilarious. :P
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Comments (57)
FMLworthy5000 21
The poor innocent marshmallow...
AirBusDriver 23
Did your talk include where Mini-marshmallows come from?
lil_ham1644 29
How about the coconut covered marshmallows, or the brightly colored ones?
poppunkette 22
There goes childhood innocence of marshmallows :(
RedPillSucks 33
did everyone get forked in the end?
Rammer3500 23
Thats how my dad told me...
epilepticloh 20
50 shades of marshmallow? All the way from raw to burnt
Delsanity 13
I was never given the sex talk =o
thenielsens 12
Better than a banana going in the doughnut talk
LethalSeamonkey 15
It bet it gets even more awkward when they explain "the smore".
ally8 21
I don't think even this could deter me from campfire roasted marshmallows!!